I feel really uncomfortable with this new machine you guys acquired(2 seconds later) ah f*ck it we will be fine alright time to go see that hot honey from the park earlierĬhris walks in on what looks like an alchoholics anonymous group therapy session but everyone is so cool about it like hey intruding peoples personal space and nosing into someones privacy is really hot. Must be one of his jokes again You know how no one ever gets robert downey jr jokes And fires missiles?runs on battery and is practically a drone, fighter jet ,armored tanker and cruise missile wrapped up in one death suit Yea you know i never got that concept, he claimed he felt guilty for the lives taken by the weapons he created then he created a battle suit that shoots laisers. Still makes weapons? I thought he announced that he wasnt gonna make weapons in iron man1 Samuel l jackson and some sexy models showing off the latest american government's reason for tax hikes, a helli-thingymagic capable of individually causing 9/11 X 10 in a matter of seconds,which they will never use shooting some hoopsvisiting this depressing EXHIBIT about HIMSELF which is surprising considering how he didnt do sh*t to stop the alien/hydra invasion in the avengers,or WWII then some dude starts telling some plot details of part 1 for the benefit of those who missed that snorefest,the story probably bores chris so he heads back to shield HQ
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Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America Part 2 by brothers( m): 7:50am On Jul 06, 2014Ĭhris spends his free time getting laid, catching a movie hitting the gym. Well actually, No one catches that "24 wannabe" show (gasp) what? you dont know who i am? Oh i get it trapped in ice for 70 years probably never caught the show Surprise!you know how i am in that boring show agents of shield? Well check it out I am actually one of the hostages! Cause i work for s.h.i.e.l.d get it? Pretty neat right?
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Then scarlett johanssen risks getting captured or killed by sneaking into a room to download one of those hollywood american military secret files when she could have just assisted chris evans in regaining control of the ship
GERONIMO!Ĭhris is able to kick the sh*t out of all the armed bad guys on board thanks to good old hollywood "wait for your turn when your predecessor is getting his arsse kicked"īut all of a sudden chris approaches a mini boss and becomes slow and stoopid because hollywood says so. Which makes the whole camouflaging excuse even more ridiculous. Hmmm camouflage got it now hand me that super shiny shield. That super secret thing you do which no one knows about Yea we noticed superman no longer wears panties over tights anymore so we thought if getting rid of silly suits worked for man of steel perhaps it can work here besides its supposed to play "camouflage" during. Hey i got a padded black suit? Hope i Dont look fat in this? They head to some luxury yacht which is actually a s.h.i.e.l.d navy workstationįrench speaking terrorists have captured this vessel and are holding s.h.i.e.l.d's super spies hostage? Perhaps they are the trainees and b*tches of s.h.i.e.l.d Marvel notice the audience falling asleep and deploys SCARLETT JOHANSSON and her lips ( the only good thing about this movie) to pick captain america up So the black dude all those secret service agents escourt around washington isnt the presidents personal shoe shiner or something Really? what about niggers at the back of the bus No more niggers at the back of the bus?ĭamn no man what? Have you been like under a cave all these years Yea right lemme guess burning crosses on niggers porches is now illegal Yea a little game we used to play in the 40s u mean they dont do "pick a nigger up" anymore? (Does a chris brown dance around girl routine)hey! i know you are running away from a cop but excuse me nigger i saw you from across the roadĬop? Nigger? Chris brown dance routines? Is this because i am black?
It’s spring in America’s unaffordablecapitol city, and chris evans ( the avenger no one gives a flying f*ck about) is being boring as usual when all of a sudden his conji-radar catches sight of a sweaty muscular super sexy chocolate anthony mackie jogging in slow motion( a tribute to homo fans)then just like an usher raymond music video chris evans smooths his way over to anthony mackie to lay the game proper guys watch and learn In washington NOT newyork(thank God) 2014
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